New Bible

Amy took pity on me after the whole toe and evil dog incident.
She bought me a Bible.
I guess she thought the LORD might be needin' to speak to my heart.
And that somehow a fresh Bible might help out with that.
Apparently she doesn't want me to be stay bitter towards her. ;)

I am not one to write in my Bible.
To write in a book is to desecrate it.
I just can't hardly stand it.
But this Bible- my new one- is a journal Bible.
*squeal of delight*
It has wide lined margins.
I might actually be willing to write in it.

NOTE: I find the whole weekend humorous and don't blame Amy at all for any of its happenings.
No hard feelings. period.