Pinatas and TMI

I promise you, if you are male, you don't want to read this.

Consider yourself warned.

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I am pretty sure I know how a pinata feels.

I have felt like someone beat my back for the last 4ish days.

Oh the feeling of bruised tissue.
Just when I thought "grr this is ridiculous..."

 I burst open and "stuff" flowed from my entrails.

Yes. I know how you feel, dear pinata. I know.