Wisdom Removal

This rockstar face is really just a picture of my head while my wisdom is still intact.
Tomorrow morning at approximately 10am I will be ushered back to a cold room.
Within that room there will be people busy prepping the operatory for me and my wisdom removal.
When the procedure is complete, there will be 4 white pieces of wisdom no longer lodged in my alveolar bone. The kind doctor will offer me medicine to ease the pain of my loss. 
Most likely my face will display its rebellion towards this barbarous act through great swelling masses protruding laterally from my cranium.
It will be all kinds of fun.

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